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funhead

A person whose head is long and thin; one with a propensity for the ludicrous.
"Settle down there, Funhead."
by Charlie Davie June 25, 2004
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Flunked Recess

A synonym of saying "I don't play." The term used when your trying to tell people that you are being serious. By flunking recess you have established yourself as someone who does not play...
Nicole: Your leaving to Vegas this weekend? Really! Quit playing!
Me: I'm not playing. I Flunked Recess cause I don't play...
by Miguel Girard June 1, 2010
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fuckhead

1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
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Flunched

To be extremely intoxicated off of cheap wine or liquor
Ah man last night I drank so much plastic that I got flunched!
by GABK July 24, 2017
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Fuckhead Syndrome

A Syndrome denoting one's overly zealous, overly attention-seeking, overly "jock"; ultimately "over-rated" behavior. First diagnosed in Hobart Tasmania (2005).
"Vossy you suffer a severe case of Fuckhead Syndrome"!

"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"

*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.

Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.
by Bosnian Homo November 10, 2008
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closet fuckhead

(n.)an individual who knows himself as or is known as a complete idiot i.e. fuckhead however has not come to terms with it and therefore has not revealed this fact i.e. in the closet. Individual who exhibits these traits is therefore temed a closet fuckhead. Refer to examples
Closet fuckheads: Tim Tebow,Plaxico Burress, Michael Richards, Michael Moore, Mel Gibson, Rosie O'donnell
by Michael Ryan Barrett Russell December 9, 2008
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fuckhead

1. noun. Fu-k-hed: One that miserably fails in all attempts to achieve anything, ever.
2. Someone who is perpetually shitty, and wastes time doing shitty, useless things. (i.e. Facebook, eat, stall, and procrastinate...)
Let's take a quick five minute nap. I have a huge paper due tomorrow morning." *3 hours later* "Oh shit....we're such fuckheads.
by JamBanana November 16, 2010
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