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Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead
“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”
by Flumpker January 24, 2019
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Flumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a flump whilst taking a shit.
I just topped up on flumps because I'm having a Flumpkin tonight.
by Mr. John Herbert February 17, 2025
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Flumpkin

The act of having intercourse while pooping
Jenny gave me a flumpkin at the party
by Death.Nader June 23, 2018
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Flumpkin

When you Fart on your feet, then give them a Foot job while taking a shit.
Bro, Cassie from work gave me a Flumpkin during lunch that shit felt spectacular.
by Clown?! March 14, 2025
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