Flumping

When two mammals cram large quantities of marshmallows down each other's ears

Guy one: Man, I couldn't believe it when my gf said that she didn't think flumping was fun.
Guy two: Dude, dump her weird ass.

by THEMARSHMALLOWYOVERLORD January 1, 2019

flumpkin

the opposite of a blumpkin as it pertains to the gender the act is performed upon i.e a woman receiving oral while making the poo is said to be receiving a flumpkin

"I used to love to give my girl flumpkins until that 1 time she forgot to mention she had eaten mexican the night before"

by J-Tattoo February 21, 2009

Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.

I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!

by flumpRus February 25, 2011

g-flumpin'

something that people of color, Or "young niggas", refer too. They often write it on their myspace profile or on their binders at school. sometimes even their shoes. The meaning of this word is not completely clear, but some people believe it to be "the act of flipping burgers" should the real definition become clear i will change this.

"Man...after what's Tiger Woods going to do now that he isnt golfing?"

"Bro, he probably gonna be g-flumpin' 'for too long"

by jamarcusisgangstayoyo January 28, 2010

Flumpkin

The act of eating the twatular area whilst a girls takes a dump

opposite of a blumpkin

I wanted some tang and my girl needed to crap, so I gave he a flumpkin.

by T. Woolhoss November 19, 2003

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumping

Sometimes known as stuffing rope, or stuffing the marshmallow, the art of flumping is one whereby a male consumes too much alcohol, resulting in his penis resembling that of a marshmallow. He then proceeds to try and fold and push it into the woman's vagina - unsuccessfully.

Eliot - hey man, where'd you go last night?
Stu - went back with that girl.
Eliot - sweet, good night?
Stu - yeah, ended up flumping for 3 hours.

by sirflumpalot December 13, 2009