flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.

Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.

by jpworks February 14, 2015

prison fluffer

A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.

Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.

Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.

Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.

Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*

by Construction Guy December 23, 2013

fluffed it

to fail to take advantage of an opportunity

I had an interview but I fluffed it

by tbt123 October 24, 2014

cuck fluffer

Someone who is relegated to the sidelines so much that they're not even a cuck, they're the person in charge of giving the cuck a blowjob to get the cuck hard so that the cuck can sit in the corner and masturbate using his own tears as lube while someone else fucks his wife.

Lamplighter: I was gonna do great things. I almost did. Now look at me. I'm like the cuck, in the porn, sitting on the sidelines while the real heroes are out there doing the fucking.
...
Hughie: You're not the cuck. I'm the cuck.
Lamplighter: Actually, you're worse. You're the cuck fluffer.
- Source: The Boys S2E07

by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 2, 2020

Fluffed Up

Getting high

I got so fluffed up last night after smoking that weed

by Quilly the Porcupine April 29, 2009

donkey fluffer

Someone who prepares a donkey for a donkey show.

Arrogant asshole Dr. Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by Steve March 30, 2005

fluffer

(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.

Where's my fucking fluffer, goddammit!

by secho January 18, 2003