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stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.
Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Flower Pots

A synonym for rather large breasts (interchangeable for both genders, though primarily used when describing female breasts).
Matt: Looks like you have a boner there, Derek.
Derek: I really don't; it's just my pants.
Matt: Don't worry! It always happens to me when I look at Kassandra's flower pots.
by CrimsonRed June 6, 2009
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Porta-Potty Flower Child

When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.
by DottedWatermelon February 3, 2015
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potty flower

The whole of a girls lower private buttidity: both the pee flower (vagina) and the diarrhea release button up beneath her butty: the one flower that they holy totally deprivacize pulling their pants down and sitting it holy totally perverted amusingly bare down onto that magic heavenly chair.
girl: I just love my potty flower so much. It's so beautiful and nourishing and I just get so excited when I deprivacize it to sit it naked on that magical miraculous heavenly chair to do my potty, yet even though my pantsies are down with my potty flower naked I still have all my clothes on just like I do when I'm out there in the world with all the other strangers.
by skankyelectricguy1 August 6, 2010
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Flowerpetally

Having the characteristics of a flowerpetal.

Usually meant for a girl.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, beautiful, and very lovable.

The word for a guy with these characteristics is woodchippy.
Erik: You know that new girl, Clara? I finally got to know her. She turned out to be quite flowerpetally. I mean, she's humble but she is incredibly smart and so lovely.

Alex: Surely she can't compare to my sweetheart. Mereda is like the sun, making my dull life sparkle. She will always be in my heart.

Edward: True, Mereda is definitely flowerpetally. But so is my biology partner, Hariette. She helps me so much, making the ever-so-difficult class seem like first grade. And yet she never accepts a compliment.
by Clarediette February 26, 2010
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Flowerpott

Flowerpott is the new canon ship name for James and Lily Potter.
Oh my god, I ship Flowerpott so much!
by flowerpott May 22, 2021
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Flowerpetal

An incredibly cute, sincere, and lovely girl. She is liked by many guys.

She is sweet, intelligent, passionate, beautiful, and has a lovely smile.

The name for a guy with the same definition is woodchip.
Alexander: "Mereda is such a flowerpetal."
Erik: "No kidding! Have you seen her smile? It takes my breath away".
Edward: "I'm all over her."
by Clarediette February 25, 2010
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