Flounders

Floppy empty tits

You won't be wearing a crop top with those flounders

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

pound the flounder

Male masturbation, jerking off, etc...

Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.

by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010

Flounder Pubes

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

Flounder Dick

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.

that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010

Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.

That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.

by Visimicus April 14, 2008

flounder pubes

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008