Flodger

A person who claims to have something they don't.

Man dude aways talking like he has so much money, clothes, cars, and girls. He's nothing but a flodger.

by Dap. July 11, 2010

flodin

A teacher that is kinda cool but doesn't teach shit. He gives good grades anyways so its good.

Wow this lesson was so flodin.

I got some flodin grades.

by NiQQa January 24, 2014

Flodd

Verb; To cover or be covered in a thick, pastey substance somewhat like cum.
Flodding, Flodded

The creepy internet stalkers flodded their computer screens due to the arousing mental picture of their online lover

by Veronika&Luisa July 13, 2007

flodge

to say will do something and then back out at the last minute.

He thought he could step to my game but he flodged when I brought that shite.

by MDpenoc February 19, 2004

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

flodge

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.

(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.

by guns and swords April 10, 2008

flodus

someone who is a huge ugly whore that no one likes. they normally sleep with everyone when they are only in fifth grade. they usually have white hair at a young age and have a strange shaped ass.

Michelle: OMG, did you see ali wynn today? ewww!
Kelly: Trust me i know, uhh what a flodus!!

by picklesworth123 August 11, 2009