If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

Fred Flintstone

When a guy with a huge dick pulls away while his girl is on her knees blowing him and he starts swinging his big prized cock across her head, just like a prehistoric caveman would whack his woman on her head with his caveman club.

I Fred Flintstoned my bitch on her head last night...yabba dabba doo.

After I pulled a Fred Flintstone on my chick, she saw stars all night long.

Lucky my girl got no bruises on her head after I Fred Flintstoned her or I be arrested for domestic violence. shit.

by king_muscat April 17, 2010

The Flats

A kick ass entertainment district on the western side of downtown Cleveland alongside the Cuyahoga River that has some rockin' nightclubs, bars, and restaurants.

Every weekend I went to the Flats during college, I could count on always getting plastered.

by Piranha February 6, 2007

If the shoe fits, wear it

if the statement applies to you, admit it or do something about it

You are ignoring all the facts. If the shoe fits, wear it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008

swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.

Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits

by HazyX December 11, 2017