Fanny Flustered

Experiencing butthurt and distress usually as result of being trolled or ridiculed.

Alejandro got all fanny flustered when his friends made fun of his favorite game, GTA IV.

by Buster Slammin September 13, 2012

fluster-fucked

being in such a flustered state so as to be completely "fucked"; unable to address any single problem on account of one's flustered state of being.

One, two, three, four ninjas emerged from the forest surrounding the monk. As they drew their swords the monk ran one direction then the other. Completely surrounded, the monk stood still, fluster-fucked, and over run.

by pikey bellicose April 7, 2010

Flyster

One who has an unattainable swag. One with uniqueness and WEIRDISM to the max, but in a cool way.

Tyster Flyster(me) Swag is official, so Tyster is a Flyster.

by tyster_flyster December 3, 2011

Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

by wildcardman October 15, 2010

flitterbick

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it

The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.

by pest_control July 4, 2010

Flusterfucked

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!

by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid

Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
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Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009