Flickergooning

The act of flicking the tip of your dick while masturbating to create a catapult effect to the cum shot. After doing this six times, back up 600 meters and give it a giant flick upon ejaculation to shoot it like a mortar.

"We stormed the castle walls by flickergooning from a distance."

by The Big Gooner June 15, 2024

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gooning while flickering your meat

stop flickergooning son

by BigDaddyDicc December 16, 2024

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Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025

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