when a man or woman freaks out and decides to take their anger out on any nearby desk, nightstand, or any table-related object (physical or metaphorical), thus ending with a house filled to the teet with overturned tæbs.
by lil schult May 3, 2019
Get the flib a tæb mug.by krispyrice May 19, 2020
Get the flib mug.combination of "fucking" and "liberals." Synonymous with "snowflake" People who don't realize that hard working people should not have to support non-working (capable) people and instead take advantage of the hard workers with comments such as "it's my right" or "the government owes me."
"George sits on his ass all day playing xbox, eating cheetos and drinking beer "HE" bought with food stamps in a house paid for by the government. What a flib!!
by GrammerNazi October 10, 2017
Get the flib mug.1. I walked into the living room and my mother looked right at me and flibbed. Who does she think she is?
2. Every time I go to that gas station the cashier flibs me. I'm going somewhere else from now on.
2. Every time I go to that gas station the cashier flibs me. I'm going somewhere else from now on.
by Flib Flab McDab July 22, 2021
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by Captain crisp September 2, 2017
Get the flibbed a flob mug.Flib is short for FakeLib. It is a modern, alternative form of Liberal. It is claimed, by opposition, that 'Flibs', unlike liberals of yesteryear, side with the billionaire corporations rather than oppose them, dictate what language can and cannot be used, oppose scientifically proven facts in favour of ideology, restrict free speech, endorse censorship and act in a paradoxically fascistic manner despite claiming to be at odds with it. It is also claimed that Flibs are motivated by virtue signalling. They are considered by some to be right-wing socialists.
The Flibs heavily supported YouTube's decision to ban all political discussion on whether or not the athlete, who was born a man but now considers herself a woman, should have been given the opportunity to fight and hit a competitor, who was born a woman, in the boxing ring, given the clear physical advantages and danger involved.
by Jason Argonaut March 8, 2019
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