A god, the creator of humanity. His power is infinite and is the sexiest being in the universe. Everything you have ever heard of was created by Flowerman. They say once you meet Flowerman face to face, you will be rebirthed in a new life and a new earth, the new earth is better and more beautiful than the Christian heaven. Flowerman solos your favorite verse.
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by Hdje August 4, 2021
Get the Flowerman mug.A "cafeteria-style" approach to social justice characterized by the selective endorsement of feminist principles when they advance one's personal interests, social standing, or convenience, while disregarding or reverting to traditional patriarchal norms when those norms offer greater personal comfort or reduced obligation.
Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.
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• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
Key Characteristics:
• Selective Agency: Embracing empowerment to bypass traditional restrictions while invoking traditional gender roles to avoid accountability, responsibility, or labor.
• Situational Equality: Claiming equal rights in professional or public contexts while strategically reinforcing gendered expectations in private, domestic, or financial arrangements.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flexible (from Latin flexibilis, "manageable") and feminism (from French féminisme, advocating equality of the sexes as a foundational political and social principle. Modeled on terms such as slacktivism, the construction implies a performative or opportunistic relationship to ideology.
Related Terms:
• flexeminist (n./adj.): One who practices flexeminism.
• convenience equity (n.): The broader phenomenon of endorsing parity only when the personal cost of doing so is negligible.
After teaching a seminar on feminist theory, she displayed her flexeminism at home, insisting that her male partner entirely finance their home.
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I bet you're here because of the call with Andrew Horowitz where he mentions Ross Federman in LA Noire.
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