Flapjacking

To repeatedly flap from your belly to your back, while being naked in bed.

Jones: Do you know what Flapjacking is, in your bed?
Diesel: I don't wanna know.

by flyinghorses January 3, 2011

Flabjacking

When two (2) or more obese individuals engage in coitus.

Angus and Gertrude were flabjacking all night so I couldn't get any sleep.

by skitz1o1 March 11, 2011

Flowbacking

the act of pushing cum back into your girl with your fingers when it starts to run out

I didn't want to waste a drop of my cum so i started flowbacking her pu$$y

by niknack January 24, 2023

flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim

dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair

by dark crystal March 27, 2011

FlapJacking

To masturbate with a with a pancake (preferably warm) covered in warm syrup,

Phil make pancakes and decided to go flapjacking.

by DjRobot March 17, 2011

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 25, 2007

Flat-Backing

To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical

*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"

by BMiller58 December 24, 2022