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flashbang syndrome

When a person plays too much FPS and, upon seeing a white wall screams EEEEeeeee!!! and believes they are temporarily blind.
Frank: "What the fuck is wrong with Jim?"
Tom: "Don't worry. Jim just has flashbang syndrome."
by Alex Wagner March 16, 2008
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Magic Russian Flashbang

Bro, I hit a girl with the Magic Russian Flashbang last night at the party!
by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
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flashbang

a grenade used by special police units that produces a blinding flash

also having sex for a very short time, more commonly known as a "quickie"
by Purpliction April 26, 2003
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Flashbanged

When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min
Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
by YWBobby June 10, 2018
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alabama flashbang

When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.
by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020
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Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly
I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck
by vutella December 30, 2020
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Flashbangsexmagic

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009
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