flathersm

flathersm is when you experience severe confusion and can't remember what you were going to say.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a flathersm.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks.

by SnazzyPJ January 12, 2021

Flashering

When the lights are turned on and off repeatedly.

"The lights are flashering"

by Pro phasmo player May 3, 2022

12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

emergency flasher

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Trans Canada Hwy. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."

- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...

by alvit May 15, 2009

flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.

So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.

by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006

pant flasher

A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!

Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity

by princess poo May 17, 2011

12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.

Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013