The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip your dick off to use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was soooo fucking hot"
"hoo hoo hoo!"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

flashmek

1-some one who only plays eve and has no social life

2-inapropratly dresses as superheros and flashed little kids

1-tylr "flashmek get off of eve"
flash "no its all i do!"

2- little child "mummy the superhero showed me his little willy"

by tylrII January 6, 2009

Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.

Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*

by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.

“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006

mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health

omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010