twat the flapcake

to caressingly grappel the male cock in and out of the female keyhole. To fuck.

Yo dude you have to twat the flapcake on your ho, that jawn looks ready for action.

by eljefe June 11, 2008

flamecake

one who flames about on a cake.

a proper bender

a nonce

a cakeyflame

a flamecake

"your gay"

"yeah ,well at least im not a flamecake"

by jackietreehorn February 7, 2008

flamecak sacktard

sum dood hoo is sooper stoopid and kant spel wright.

sumtimes i has trubble wif my grammer. dat maks me a flamecak sacktard

by rayydogg1093 October 22, 2008

FaceCake

adjective; can basically replace any insult, except for homosexual references.
Usually meant to leave the "what the fuck?" effect.

Jen: dude, my boyfriend just fucking dumped me!
Cassie: what a facecake!

by detroitbaby May 3, 2008

Flakeycakey

When you have a buildup of dry skin and makeup on your face. Thus the Flakey (dry skin) and cakey (built up makeup). A synonym may be Crustcakey

Friend 1:*shows up at school*
Friend 2:“Your skin is so FlakeyCakey you need lotion and some new foundation”

by FoamySope February 13, 2020

Fakecare

When your roommate makes you take care of their pet that you hate.

Roommate 1 "I'm going out of town for two weeks. Will you take care of my cat? "
Roommate 2 "Sure, I'll fakecare of your cat"

by Macaully McCulkin May 19, 2016

Fakecare

(n.) The GOP's war against socialized medicine, known in America as Obamacare, whose ultimate goal is to repeal the latter and replace it with a crude scheme that will ensure that lives of the non-rich Americans will be as nasty, short , and brutish as the insurance companies want them to be.

(v). to pass a bill repealing and replacing Obamacare.

The Senate is expected to fakecare the new health bill before the 4th of July weekend.

by londonsufist July 13, 2017