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Self flagellation

Does the definition of the word "Flagellation" make "Self" redundant?
Iam "I know I tend to engage in self flagellation but it isn't as bad for me as you think it is. I have that scar tissue build up so it doesn't really hurt. Don't beat yourself up so much."

Hym "Holy shit!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "If we had more empathy we would die! Is our lack of empathy keeping us alive!?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "I probably would have killed us. What is the link between trait agreeableness and suicidality? I would imagine being high in neuroticism would have an affect on it. I was just positing this the other day. That being low in trait agreeableness ameliorates the the negative effects of being high in trait neuroticism."

Iam "You would have killed me!?"

Hym "If I could kill you without killing me I would do it. Shut up. I'm talking about me here."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022
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Flagella fuck

Doing a person between the scrunchi and the head in a ponytail.
by B0rne May 26, 2008
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flagellaunts

The fine art of taunting by flagellants.
Little did the home crowd realize, the visiting spectator was destroying them by flagellaunts.
by ErikL November 21, 2010
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selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking
Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?
by 🅰️ December 7, 2024
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Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
by sugafiend February 3, 2025
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Flangellated

Similar to flagellated, but means to be pussy-whipped
That boy does anything his Mrs wants, he’s totally flangellated
by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2023
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Flangellated

He does anything for her, he’s completely Flangellated
by Wirey Streak of Piss February 23, 2023
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