Flabbenate

What overweight people do to procreate.

"He's flabbenating her fat ass!"

by The Wiseguy July 30, 2003

flabberbasturd

a fat basterd

guy # 1 : Hey, you know that curly headed fuck named Dale...?

guy # 2 : Dale the flabberbasturd?

guy # 1 : Yeah man! He is SUCH a fucking Fat Basterd!

by MyBallzOnUrDrumSet March 6, 2010

flabbergaster

This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.

She nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.

by Disco Misfit October 4, 2006

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021

flabbergasted

surprised or shocked but also sounds like a fart

who just flabbergasted?

by 572389420394283 July 28, 2011

Flabbergasted

When someone is not just shocked or surprised--but extremly surprised by a situation, verbal responses, etc.

Jan: Man I'm so flabbergasted that I had sex.

by asadmoon October 23, 2008