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cut fitness

A term coined by the podcast “Watch What Crappens” to describe a cunt/bitch without being too krass. Also the name of a gym in Orange County, California with uneven floor boards.
She then proceeded to scream at her for no reason. What a cut fitness!
by Caitthegreat42069 September 27, 2019
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The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I remember last year I had to do the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test in Middle School and everyone laughed at me because I ran until I collapsed.
by Alt12321 May 28, 2016
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Fitness Blitz

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".
"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."
by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009
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Fibonacci Fap February

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
by Iraqistan November 3, 2018
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Fiona

Fiona’s are usually very funny and nice. Gets angry at some times but probably has a good reason to. Fiona’s are strong, shy at first, and loves to hang out with friends. Fiona’s are very beautiful and sexy as they grow up. They usually have hasel, blue, or green eyes. Fiona’s usually fear being embarrassed and shows it very easily. Fiona’s are not scared to show how they feel. If you have a Fiona in your life, she must really care about you! Fiona’s are very easily forgiving and hates to be in fights with friends! Treat a Fiona right. If a Fiona doesn’t like you, there is probably a good reason for her not to.
Guy #1-Who is that girl? She’s so cute!
Guy #2-Oh her? That’s Fiona!
by xfionax November 22, 2018
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Planet Fitness

A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.
by Nameeee January 14, 2018
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fionna and cake

two characters in a show called, "Adventure Time". in the normal cartoon, its Finn and Jake. in the gender-swapped version, its Fionna and Cake.
"Fionna and Cake sure like adventuring!"
by CakeLikesCannablism November 28, 2013
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