cock fister

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.

Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.

by April Ann February 2, 2004

Ham Fisted

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

fisty bros

The act of fisting your bro with either a fist bump or inserting your fist in his anus.

“Did you see those fisty bros at the game last night ? They fisted like legends.”

by Fisty bro 1 September 18, 2018

Fisted Gongs

A sexual acted combining a hot McGovern with a feisty Tran

Last night I was feeling low after the Twins' loss, so my gal and I Fisted Gongs.

by FurykFever October 9, 2018

Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

fisty cuff

a fight involving 2 or more people

i dont wanna get in a fisty cuff with you

by coon coy bus May 16, 2006

fisty-nine

The act of fisting while in a sixty-nine position. Technically a difficult task, but when achieved...pure euphoria!

Alicia already knew she and her girlfriend like to sixty-nine,but once she discovered her girlfriend enjoyed fisting, she was determined to try to fisty-nine.

by sixylexi February 8, 2009