Alfred Fishcock

A fish smelling cock

i forgot to wash my cock, pulled back the skin and had an Alfred Fishcock

by henry29 October 3, 2006

Fishback

v, The act of bag tagging your boyfriend/spouse's balls in front of his father figure. This is usually followed by a lot of weird explanations and red faces.

Erin fishbacked Rob right in front of his catholic father. The poor bastard.

by bAc0Nb0Y January 25, 2004

Fishback

(Adjective)
A. The act of crapping your pants on the drive home from an expensive dinner.

B. not being able to make it home in time and crapping yourself, then going into a gas station to buy cigarettes with mud butt

C. To constantly smuckers everything you eat

" I almost made it up my driveway when suddenly I fishbacked right in the car"

Jesse: "it's gonna suck getting old, you can't help fishbacking all the time" Jeremy: " ya I know, I just started fishbacking after staying at payne's"

" I can't wait to get home and Fishback this cannoli"

by G.Traum May 4, 2013

fishbacked

to become overly intoxicated at a coporate function

she was so fishbacked at the reception that someone's daughter was throwing pennies down her shirt.

by MeetingWithTheBobs February 3, 2012

fishbooked

When one's most lamentable posts on Facebook are resurrected at a later date. Hilarious for the fishbooker, irritating and usually embarrassing for the fishbooked.

Person 1: Why the hell did Felicia like the Facebook status I made about the season finale of "Glee"?! I was in, like, middle school when I posted that shit.
Person 2: You done got fishbooked, my friend.

by granniehannie15 June 4, 2015

Fishcock

Someone who repeatedly twists something you said and spreads rumours about you for their own amusement.

Connor: Hey Ally I saw you at the bus station

Ally: Oh cool, I didn't see you

Fishcock: Y'know Connor? They followed Ally to the bus station! XD

Another example

Seamus: Hey V you wanna hang out?

V: Sorry I'm really busy.

Fishcock: Seamus asked V to his basement!

Fishcock: Seamus asked V to his garage!

Fishcock: Seamus asked V to his Dad's Van!

by HadToPutTheStickInTheBox December 11, 2018

Fishcock

A fat ginger from Glasgow who often wanders about in bright red lactose baggies that make him look like a giant tomato he is a known virgin and women normally scream and run when they see him.

Girl- RUN FISHCOCK IS COMING!!!!

Fishcock- gosh darn it not again

by BigppMax November 24, 2021