finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004

firble

Firble (Fur-buLL) (n) A buck-tooth, scaly, freakish mutant that hatches from a Newbie/Junior egg. Upon hatching they ask a lot of useless questions like "what is a firble?"

The noob on playstation underground just asked what a firble is.

by Blown2Bits January 12, 2009

Fickle Dick

A nickname for a guy that is known to have trouble pleasing women. Women often cheat on him because of this.

Hey fickle dick I heard your girlfriend cheated on you.

by JesusMc2 June 20, 2018

toe fickle

to tickle someone's toes with your toes

If you don't cut it out I'm going to toe fickle you.

Quick, you hold her down while i fickle her toes.

by drea & vinnie =] October 28, 2008

finklematter

crap, poo poo, and the like.

"you piece of finklematter!"

by deanna. March 4, 2008

Fickle Dipped

Means fucked up. When texting "fucked up" on older smart phones - auto correct would change it to "Fickle Dipped"

I've been drinking all day in Las Vegas and I'm so Fickle Dipped!

by Pilgy19 August 4, 2017