fingering the dog

lazy around and doing nothing of note other than surfing the web, watching crappy TV or abusing house pets etc..

"Hey William, you really aught to come train in the gym and get yourself ready for the beach, instead of spending all your free time fingering the dog.."

by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010

No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

by zirak September 9, 2010

figgernaggot

the alterntive word to "NiggerFaggot" which is mainly used in public to not offend a active niggerfaggot.

(black people are present) hey look at that figgernaggot jon smith.!

by Jadonian October 21, 2007

fingerblaster

One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.

Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.

by Jason J April 2, 2006

fingering

Position of the fingers, while playing musical instrument, for example on the guitar fretboard, or piano keyboard.

My music teacher taught me 5 ways of fingering

by dildo777 October 20, 2018

fingering

Fingering can be used to make a woman wet and horny before having sex, by rubbing a finger in her vagina. It may be safer to start with one finger only. It is also recommended to use a nail file to shape your nails before fingering a pussy, in addition to a lubricant or saliva from the woman, to prevent hurting the pussy.

You should start fingering my pussy now!

by Find a Wingman June 15, 2020

Colombian fingerbanging

The act of fingering a girl in a public place

"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"

by Colombiandick February 19, 2013