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Fiddling with the (input*/output*) 

Input* meaning the mouth, and output* meaning the anal cavity. A term/phrase relating to oral or anal sex, respectively.
A: I was fiddling with the input on my girlfriend last night.

B: HAH! I know! I was fiddling with her output the other night!

Fiddling with the (input*/output*) can be interchanged anywhere.

Fiddling with the hogs 

Ian Beckstead was fiddling with the hogs on thursday afternoon.
Fiddling with the hogs means to play with the nuts in a pleasurable way.
Fiddling with the hogs by aq_ua March 31, 2023

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
ferret fiddling by egnaro May 17, 2005

celebratory pussy fiddling 

The act of diddling yourself after a moments achievement
"I just finished painting my nails, time for some celebratory pussy fiddling"

worm fiddling 

The process of hammering a wooden stake into the ground, then rubbing it rhythmically with another object in order to drive worms to the surface of the earth. Made famous by the annual Worm Fiddling Festival in Caryville, FL and often used by fishermen to get bait.
"Has anyone seen Davie?" "He's practicing his worm fiddling in the backyard."
worm fiddling by Worm Man May 29, 2017

I'ma Fiddling 

A action that is purposeful in which you do without a second guess.
Yo Dan, I'ma fiddling to pet this big ass elephant!
I'ma Fiddling by A Big Panda August 29, 2019