flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.

Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.

by Clay January 11, 2005

Rascal Fats

Really fat girls that adore Rascal Flatts. Known for squeezing into cowboy boots and flamboyant colored cowboy hats in sizes way too small of them. Often associated as being easy when intoxicated

The was not a lot of talent at Rascal Flatts' concert, just mostly Rascal Fats and gay dudes.

by Party Crashers August 22, 2009

Fatsy McFattington

A codename for a female whom is exceptionally fat, or partaking in activities that lead to fatness, such as over-eating.

"Ugh I ate so much! I'm such a Fatsy McFattington!"

by YoLoRae April 7, 2009

fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

by danne April 11, 2011

Steve Flats

A Steve Flat is a cigarette that has been crushed flat due to constantly sitting on the pack which has been placed in the back pocket. Widely rejected and criticized at first the Steve Flat cigarette has gained in popularity and has acquired a wide fan base amongst smokers because of its tendency to never roll when placed down, other reasons for preferring this smoke are unknown but my best guess is, its the first change in a cigarette shape since its creation.

Barrett- "Yo Steve, can i grab a smoke off you"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"

by Stevie_Hagie October 26, 2009

fatsearch

1. Fat Family's Search Engine, FatSearch.
2. Fat for Fat Family and Search for Search engine, thus FatSearch.

3. FatSearch from Fat Family

4. FatSearch has somewhat a spell check option, meaning it will suggest a proper search string upon failure to find results, if the search is relative enough. FatSearch also has a nice little feature, called "Perfect Search" which will, if clicked, search for a completely supported keyword, such keywords always display results, using this feature is recommended.

by Greg, Tommis January 16, 2008

fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010