Fergoed

The act of putting ones hand up a ladies dress in a night club and her not enjoying it.

That girl got fergoed last night

by bazza i mean b-ri July 23, 2011

do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

by Thevos January 10, 2022

Fergie's Watch

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

by WillonWheels. July 5, 2010

fergalhenry

when a man has an above average penis. but you’ve sadly been given the news they have a foreskin.

look at this fergalhenry! elephant trunk looking ass!
OR

he’s built like a fergalhenry on crack

by pussyslayer69696969696969 May 3, 2021

DIrty Fergie "Office Style"

Is when someone else left the shop bathroom in such a stench and mess, you go into the closed down office ladies room and drop a deuce in a toilet that's been turned off because of a broken pipe.

Worker 1: You went in the girls room up front? That's been closed for six months because of that broken pipe!

Worker 2: Well now their not using it for at least a year after I dropped that dirty fergie "office style" on them!

by unlemongoose September 19, 2009

Fargol

Fargol is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet, she has an incredible smile that will light a room and always knows what to say when you're feeling down. She may not think she's perfect but she is perfect and truly amazing and anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. She knows how to make everyone laugh and when your with her you'll always have a good time. She is truly the life of any party and without her everything would seem a little less brighter.

Fargol

by Ariana12344444 August 16, 2018

Wells Fargo'd

To forcefully have your pants pulled down, dry sand rubbed in your mudhole and be brutally FUCKED in the A. Usually when you least expect it and don't deserve it.

Guy1: Dude. My bank just wells fargo'd me with crazy fees.
Guy2: What bank do you use?
Guy1: Wells Fargo.

Fuck you wells fargo!!!

by ReignMan May 4, 2014