1. finger
First occurrence:
>be in pre-school
>have a girl who I sort of have a crush on
>have nap time every day
>one day during nap time I lay next to her
>neither of us sleep and I fenter her mouth the whole time
>after nap time go to play in a tent at the pre-school
>finger he mouth some more in there.
>do this many times
First occurrence:
>be in pre-school
>have a girl who I sort of have a crush on
>have nap time every day
>one day during nap time I lay next to her
>neither of us sleep and I fenter her mouth the whole time
>after nap time go to play in a tent at the pre-school
>finger he mouth some more in there.
>do this many times
"I fentered her so hard!"
by HavoK December 13, 2012
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Get the fengleburp mug.Mortimer enters work to see his pal Randolf looking dapper in a new suit and busily typing away at his workstation.
Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"
Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"
Mortimer - "Randolf, old bean! You're in fine fettle this morning!"
Randolph - "Quite right Mortimer! I am well rested, well dressted, and feeling good!"
by PUG2694328 October 18, 2006
Get the fine fettle mug.To puke from drinking too much. Other drugs may be involved but it is a strictly alcohol based stunt.
It is an act that should be embraced totally and appreciated by all. If it is only a mild fettle, as in you puke a little but don't mong, then it is recomended you keep on drinking.
In the event of someone fettling, it is a courtesy to then sing "For he's a jolly good fettle" to the tune of "He's a jolly good fellow."
Fettles usually lead to hard monging, passing out and periods of forgetfulness and general confusion.
Fettles aproach differently for different people.
Some come sudden and unexpected, most ammusing if a person has to improvise what they will fettle into. Favourate choices for these are sinks or buckets.
However, the worst kind of fettle will start with a simple queazy feeling in your stomache. The feeling will grow and before too long it will be time and you will know when it is time.
If people are not too drunk to move at this stage they will usually make a crawl for an out door spot out of the path or more traditionally a toilet.
When outdoors, bushes, bridges and rivers, for the daring, are good choices for fettle spots, however this choice lacks a mark that would be made by a straight out fettle in a public place that you would later be able to look at and say "I did that"
The effects of fettling whilst not being able to move are disasterous.
Don't let people pass out in sacred rooms if you fear a fettle. Move them outside, to a toilet or stick them in a bath to bathe in their own filth, those bastads.
In extreme cases, be willing to run ahead of fettlers as they may be lacking the ability to lift toilet seats and open doors.
It is an act that should be embraced totally and appreciated by all. If it is only a mild fettle, as in you puke a little but don't mong, then it is recomended you keep on drinking.
In the event of someone fettling, it is a courtesy to then sing "For he's a jolly good fettle" to the tune of "He's a jolly good fellow."
Fettles usually lead to hard monging, passing out and periods of forgetfulness and general confusion.
Fettles aproach differently for different people.
Some come sudden and unexpected, most ammusing if a person has to improvise what they will fettle into. Favourate choices for these are sinks or buckets.
However, the worst kind of fettle will start with a simple queazy feeling in your stomache. The feeling will grow and before too long it will be time and you will know when it is time.
If people are not too drunk to move at this stage they will usually make a crawl for an out door spot out of the path or more traditionally a toilet.
When outdoors, bushes, bridges and rivers, for the daring, are good choices for fettle spots, however this choice lacks a mark that would be made by a straight out fettle in a public place that you would later be able to look at and say "I did that"
The effects of fettling whilst not being able to move are disasterous.
Don't let people pass out in sacred rooms if you fear a fettle. Move them outside, to a toilet or stick them in a bath to bathe in their own filth, those bastads.
In extreme cases, be willing to run ahead of fettlers as they may be lacking the ability to lift toilet seats and open doors.
by Alex P. W. September 20, 2006
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Guy 2:Yeah dude I love a good wrestle festle
by Mildly Opressive June 14, 2018
Get the Wrestle Festle mug.When you take a little bit of all the alcohol in your parents house and mix it together, usually adding some juice or squash. Drinking it leads someone to fettel which means throwing up everywhere
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