fennel on the front lawn

Making the best of an unexpected situation. Similar to water off a duck's back.

"Oh you missed your bus? Don't worry, its fennel on the front lawn."

by herbyvore February 5, 2021

Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with fennel!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger, it comes with fennel!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

fennelled

cunted when one's perception of reality is depleted. (adjective)

like when your sitting at 11 at night on a wednesday evening realising that youve not been to bed for a couple of weeks and the only word youre able to articulate is fennell or fennelled

by Cameron Montgomerie III April 23, 2004

Ryne Fennell

Someone who is loud, annoying, and doesn’t know how to keep girls(only used for boys)

“Such a Ryne fennell..”

by Miss valley girl🥹 August 15, 2022

Ian fennel

Barry fennel was a man who served for Germany in WW2 Hitler was his best man when he married Martina in the arena. When Hitler died he was very sad and when the war ended he he faked his death and escaped to Ireland where he settled down and made big bucks by selling Methamphetamine.

Young Barry “ why is dad wanted dead by the France mafia”
Martina fennel”because him and Hitler are day one g’s still”
Narrator”Ian fennel lives another day”

by Barry Fennel December 15, 2022

Ryne fennell

Someone who is loud, annoying, and doesn’t know how to keep girls

Friend: “who is most likely to be a Ryne fennell?”
Everyone. points to the one kid who gets all the girls
That kid:”I get girls? Yes, but I’m not loud and annoying!”
Everyone:😬

by Miss valley girl🥹 August 15, 2022