sam fender

sam fender is one of the most talented and amazing artists to ever exist. he’s so funny, entertaining and adorable. he got a really beautiful and interesting voice and he’s so beautiful inside and out. he’s also an underrated artist who deserves more recognition but i’m sure he will get THAT recognition and support really soon because he’s going to save the music industry in 2019 and nobody is ready. yohoo!!

sam fender is releasing his first album on september 13th, don’t forget to buy and stream it.

by greasyspoon28 August 24, 2019

Fendelmaning

The act of attempting to sexually engage those much younger than you.

Jerry Sandusky always had a passion for fendelmaning.

by Sr. Notafagli Kwestminster August 27, 2014

Mongoose Fondle

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

by TSAUSA November 25, 2010

Fondler on the roof

Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.

Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!

by FondleKING10000 March 4, 2011

schlong fondler

one who fondles schlong(s)

everyone who watches american idol is a total schlong fondler.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

fenderberg

That disgusting clump of ice, snow and slush that accumulates under your car's fenders behind the wheels during the winter months.

Sometimes when you hit a good pothole it'll knock the fenderbergs of your car.

by gumby April 16, 2003