A total ass clown from Topeka, Kansas, who hates gays and holds bizarre, insulting protests at military funerals. He also plans on protesting at the funeral of Billy Graham, who is actually a real evangelist that worships Jesus Christ
The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members
AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
The parasitic lawyer slash Baptist preacher, who runs a cult slash hate group consisting almost exclusively of his inbred family members
AkA Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka and webmaster of www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, www.godhatessweden.com and a lot of other retarded websites
That fart knocking Fred Felch is at it again with his crazy fucking family pretending they're not gay by attacking gay people and insanely equating them with the military.
If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
If Fred Felch ever shows up at the funeral of anyone that I know, I will punch him out cold.
by Kansas City Fats July 6, 2010
Get the Fred Felch mug.An obligatory gathering where neither the felcher or the felchee is particularly fond of participating in and/or attending. Most often found in family type environments.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.
Both the felcher and the felchee are victims of circumstance.
"Mama is giving a Felchfest for those dumb little kids birthday. I HAVE to go." (An example of the FELCHER)
"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)
"I cooked all this shit for Thanksgiving and hardly a swinging ass showed up to eat." (An example of the FELCHEE)
by Madamoiselle Josette February 18, 2011
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by BBBert November 30, 2011
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by birdbird April 9, 2008
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As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
As "meister" is of Germanic origin, one might consider capitalizing the word, as a sort of title, i.e. Felchmeister Percival entered the room, sniffed deeply, and swept his hawklike gaze across the writhing limbs and dank hair of the revelers."
by canemaker December 2, 2010
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That felchbag put a huge wing on the back of his 240. It now looks like a shopping cart.
If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.
If you weren't such a felchbag, you would drive a real car, instead of that anemic 4 banger with a snail.
by 240's are weak August 22, 2007
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