felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.

I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!

by Mistrfister August 5, 2010

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

donkey felcher

a. a person who sucks their own cum out of an ass's asshole
b. a wonderful explitive

a. wow, i just heard stacy got drunk and called the cop a donkey felcher last night!
b. you goddamn donkey felcher!

by rosenelson07 June 28, 2008

Felchimers

where someone completely forgets about felching the night before.

Jon's felchimers was bad. He didn't even remember felching that donkey!

by Ron Diggity December 9, 2008

Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013

Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006