faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.

Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.

by tiataquito May 5, 2009

failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing

rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!

by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009

feinettesupremacy

Feinettesupremacy is the definition of perfection and she’s the sweetest and nicest mutual I have she cares and checks up on everyone even though she doesn’t know them irl not to mention she’s actually gorgeous too.

Feinettesupremacy is the best mutual to ever exist

by catrasfurryears November 24, 2021

Oakes Fegley

A cute as heck actor best know for his role in Wonderstruck and The Goldfinch. He also has kinda long hair and can be described as a lil whisk. He has an adorable dog named Mochi Fegley and is the only celebrity with a Samsung S7.

“Oakes Fegley is obsessed with fortnight”

by Casserdee From Instagram April 11, 2019

Wheeler Feeler

When you shove your dick into her asshole, stick your entire hand in her pussy, and jerk yourself off while you are fucking her ass.

I gave Stefanie the wheeler feeler Saturday night, and now she cannot walk.

by The Wheeler Boys December 15, 2021

Double Feeler

When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.

Dude lets get together later tonight and do a double feeler.

by Andrew Tawsas June 18, 2009

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004