Festing

The act of participating in one of the following: Troutfest, Manfest, Prittsfest, or Toonfest. Festing consists of doing one or all of the following: jumping fires, playing air guitar with a pump shotgun, ripping nuts until your vehicle over heats, ripping nuts in random fields/yards, massive consumption of alcohol, crashing jeeps into telephone poles, eating raw or partially cooked meat, head banging to metallica, tool...etc, making fun of the deigo...................

"Too much festing will lead to suspension"
"Those damn festers took my Italian license plate!"
"we're done!...fested to hard...it's over Johnny!"
"Slackjaw was the honorary festee"

by plowdriver101 August 15, 2012

Feeting

The act of tickling ones foot with your own, more commonly used in couples

Kyler was feeting her.

by Mwah December 27, 2018

freesting

Making a meal or a snack from free samples offered at a supermarket.

As in "I don't count calories carbs/sugar/fat from freesting at Whole Foods." "H Mart is freesting sushi today." "I got drunk from freesting the wine at Trader Joes."

by homedespot December 31, 2013

buzz-feasting

When one spends an absurd amount of time on the internet's

What are you doing, buzz-feasting?

by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

Beasting and Feasting

The act of ruthlessly beating the shit out of a woman and then eating her out

Whats up Jackie? Where you been?

Sorry I'm late, I was beasting and feasting with this girl.

by josnif May 28, 2022

Festing

A group activity or excursion, usually consisting of exclusively males, where surfing is at some point involved, but mostly discussed. This downtown between surfing is known as festing. It is typically of homoerotic nature and often confused for a gay surf club.

BR: Hey, are you going to the 2nd Annual Humpfest this year?

Goyo: No, I’m not festing this summer since there’s no surf in central CA in the summer, plus I’m saving my money for Just the Tip Fest.

BR: why just the tip?

by nomaticflower May 8, 2023