Weedophile

noun,

1. A person who molests or abuses unripe or not fully formed cannabis plants,

2. can also mean a person who speed drys freshly harvested plants to smoke right away by using a microwave or other heat source

1. " he always harvests too early ! such a weedophile, let them mature first! "

by bobby blaze January 28, 2015

Fedaphile

Somebody who likes K-Fed.

Brittany used to be a Fedaphile.

by Uber Panda July 12, 2007

Fedophile

When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.

Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE

by Monstermachine863 November 16, 2021

Beedophile.

Someone who is really really into bee keeping.

I have many bees, I'm a beedophile.

by MEMECHUEF April 29, 2019

Seedophile

The word seedophile is a combination of a pedophile and a seedy person. An all around terrible terrible person

Aria: “yeah he’s like totally a seedaphile. So seedy that I can’t cope. And I have a feeling he likes kids.”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”

Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”

by Heymamas:) January 3, 2022

fedophile

A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets

Harry Reid is a fedophile.

by Big Al pogo February 27, 2010

weedophile

adj. one who is obsessed with all aspects of smoking weed, also known as ali's disease, a weedophile is also known as an 'ali'

omg that rainey smokes weed all day. she is such an weedophile.

by preppy von hippie July 16, 2008