A synonym for a butt nugget; A turd; piece of poo; what you drop in the toilet after eating a half pound beef and potato burrito;
"Damn son, I just dropped mad fecal biscuits in the bowl right quick."
"Yoooo it smells someone deposited some fecal biscuits in this bitch, cop some febreeze!"
"She was so drunk last night she got fecal biscuits all over the floor."
"Yoooo it smells someone deposited some fecal biscuits in this bitch, cop some febreeze!"
"She was so drunk last night she got fecal biscuits all over the floor."
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Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
Get the Ironic Facial Hair mug.While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
Get the Lunar mist facial mask mug.Characteristic of a person who fucks up everything they get involved with. Often witnessed in the workplace with respect to projects that do not go well.
Boss to employee: I think Johnny has some capacity to assist with the Johnson Project.
Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.
Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010
Get the Fecal Touch mug.The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.
Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.
by loschris44 January 3, 2014
Get the Fecal bisquick mug.occurs when wind blows sand in your face causing you to squint or close your eyes completely,and in some cases causing you to turn your head.
girl: Dude I just got sand in my eye from the wind and its making my eyes burn.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
guy: you just got a wind facial.
by dyn2bcaptian November 29, 2009
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