Febreze shower

To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.

See "Mexican Shower"

"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."

"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."

by Digitalbath November 13, 2009

Febrezeable

An odor (or situation) that is sufficiently benign that it can be ameliorated by an application of Febreze.

"That pile of shit just isn't Febrezeable, Bob."

by HeyMikey September 24, 2016

Febreze

Smells better than a plastic dick.

Upon finding a dildo stuck to my college shower, I sprayed some Febreze.

by Ass Disaster September 25, 2011

Full Febreze

to go room to room in your house or apartment spraying Febreze to cover the smell of something you shouldn't be doing; like smoking weed.

Josh- "We shouldn't have smoked that bowl!"
Shawn- "Why not?"
Josh- "Because my Moms coming home and she will smell it! She's like a bloodhound!"
Shawn- "Oh shit! You better do a Full Febreze!"

by habacheebee November 20, 2010

Febreze Backshots

When the pussy is so foul smelling that you have to spray Febreze while giving backshots

Person 1: Hey man how the pussy last night with that girl you hooked up with?
Person 2: It was so bad I had to give her Febreze Backshots.

by hallow endings June 19, 2021

febreze it honey

the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning

Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

febreze

to spray febreze all over you bedsheets and chair to hide the putrid foot odors that pervade the room

often results in even nastier smells of the odor mixing with deodorant

i febrezed my room so my roommate wouldn't keep on sniffing obnoxiously loudly and complaining about how shitty the room smelled. then, ironically, he complained about how the fucking room smelled like deodorant. febrezing a room is definitely not a good way to eliminate bad odors in the room.

by i sweat to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005