fah-nort-ner
A guy who goes out with his buddy's with the intent to pick up women,and when they are unsuccesful at the end of the evening they go home with their buddy's (and have sex with each other)
A guy who goes out with his buddy's with the intent to pick up women,and when they are unsuccesful at the end of the evening they go home with their buddy's (and have sex with each other)
"Bob is such a Fanortnor,I saw him leaving Jeff's house this morning with that used, greasy look about him, Look's like they both struck out and got lucky last night"
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a sin to all enorts. fenorts are the fakest of enorts and deserve to fall down an avalyinto into a hole of fire balls. fake enorts are not accepted and will be squirted on with multiple squirts. worst of all dwarf squirt.
“polytotoo im literally an enort now. like i never thought this day would come and im so ENORTED to eat grapes with everyone.”
“STFU you dandelion looking shit splash. you are such a fenort. you are a dis grace to the enorts and if you think your an enort garret think again. HEMROID GET THE DWARF SQUIRT!”
“STFU you dandelion looking shit splash. you are such a fenort. you are a dis grace to the enorts and if you think your an enort garret think again. HEMROID GET THE DWARF SQUIRT!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd June 25, 2018
Get the Fenort mug.Flanorexia is an sexual disorder characterized by extreme and obsessive fear of coming into sexual or visable contact of Flanagans.
The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.
Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.
People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'
Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.
Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.
Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.
The term Flanorexia was established in 1987 and roughly translates as 'stumpius cockius' in Latin
The condition largely affects women between the ages of 14 and 82 years.
Flanorexic behavior is thought to originate from an obsessive fear of being touched, kissed, sexed by, or in some cases just making eye contact with a member of the Flanagan family.
People with flanorexia also have other psychological difficulties such as Sexlexia (Latin)- 'sexius lexius'
Sociocultural studies have highlighted the role of cultural factors, such as the media’s promotion of toned, built men as the ideal male form rather than the withered, frail frame of the Flanagan's. Women in the Somerset area are at particular risk of developing Flanorexia as this is where he lurks in his sex cave.
Flanorexia is thought to have the highest mortality rate of any psychiatric disorder, with anywhere from 6-20% of those who are diagnosed with the disorder eventually dying from nightares and constant vomitting. Clinicians were warned of the risks as 37% of subjects reported at least one suicide attempt.
Scientists are yet to find a definite cure for the disease, but women within the 14-82 age bracket are advised to use sunglasses to escape his gaze if feeling threatened, and pepper spray in emergencies.
'She died of Flanorexia'
'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'
'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'
'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'
'Dont go to Somerset, you will get Flanorexia'
'I dont want to have sex with you, i am Flanorexic'
'Stop touching me i am Flanorexic you horny toad'
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