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Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.
"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"
by Frau Faux June 25, 2008
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faucet fucking

whenever you are having sexual intercourse and the male starts urinating inside the women’s vagina.
Yo bro! I just faucet fucked this bitch! no cap! on jah!” faucet fucking
by danktitties69 October 29, 2019
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Faucet Failure

It means drip or jewelry because when you have a failing faucet it leaks, and when it leaks, it drips therefore faucet failure=drip
by i’m stupid af bro August 18, 2019
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Bloody Faucet

Excessive amount of blood coming from, you know where.
Ally is known for her bloody faucets. Can you hold your bloody faucet? She needs to carry 50 tampons and pads per day for her bloody faucet.
by heyitsAL November 30, 2010
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Shit Faucet

A bowel movement characterized by a purely liquid fecal stream coming from the anus.
I polished off a bottle of Makers last night and had the beer shits first thing this morning. It was a repugnant 20 second shit faucet.
by GoldenChild33 February 22, 2009
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Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
by Carol L. June 22, 2014
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cum faucet

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015
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