Jerry Falwell

as Christopher Hitchens put it nicely, "A conscious charlatan, vulgar bully and crook; lived by hatred of others, and prejeduce, and committed treason by saying the United States and it's civil society deserved the attacks on 9/11; Jerry Fallwell lived on superstition, bigotry, and hatred of others, dislike of people whose lives he knew nothing about, raised money from credulous organizations; made a career on superstition and hatred of others; if you have Falwell and enema he could be buried in a matchbox; I think it's a pity there isn't a hell for him to go to."

Jerry Falwell blamed the attacks on 9/11 on gays, femenists, and other people he disliked...

by The Prince of Prague July 16, 2007

Fat-well

A person who has gained weight and does not look good after their weight gain.

That girl did not fat-well...I feel bad for her.

by Daydream February 22, 2008

fagwell

referring to boys who cannot tell the difference between good looking and ugly chicks to save their life.

1."hey look she is so hot"

"what is wrong with you fagwell?"

2."I rode the metro with (insert girls name) yesterday"

"pffft...fagwell"

by monsieur le x September 14, 2009

Jerry Falwell

Founder in 1970 of the religious pressure group "Moral Majority". Deceased at the age of 73, Jerry Falwell was against abortion, feminism, and homosexuality. Which stands to reason, seeing as how he would never have to experience the pain of child birth, being a man and all. He deemed it impossible to put himself in the shoes of an underage teenage girl who was raped and thought it necessary to have the child brought into a world of crime and disease. Into a world that it never asked to be brought into. Jerry Falwell hated homosexuals, saying that God loves everybody but not them. He would rather take in someone who was truly sorry for murdering hundreds of people than someone who was in love with someone from the same sex. Sounds like quite the God I would want to worship, but thankfully I'm smart enough to know that there is no such thing as God. Feminism was another topic, because if a woman was allowed to speak up, Jerry Falwell was from a generation of alcoholic miners who beat their wives. Quite the winner.

In short, the world is a better place without this piece of shit still living and I laugh at his demise.

Random religious sheep: "Did you hear the news? Jerry Falwell is dead!"

Person with common sense: "I know, isn't it wonderful?!"

by qAaRoN June 10, 2007

Falwell Jr’d

The act of watching something satisfying but getting screwed in the end

You thought you were having an innocent threesome/encounter, but instead you got Falwell Jr’d

by Jendave August 27, 2020

falwell

To watch your spouse or significant other get banged while you watch

Jerry Falwell Jr. liked to watch his wife get banged while he watched...he liked to falwell.

by Satyr Bear August 29, 2020

Falwell

the disease infecting small towns across america turning them into what is known as a "bible belt" with televised baptist services and also thanks to big Jerry god rest his soul said citys cant get Abercrombie or Hooters.

Lynchburd, Virginia is the Perfect example of Jerry Falwell's great and expanding kingdom.

by Cupcake Lindsay April 12, 2008