problem saturation

Anything the media/government uses to blow out of proportion and strike fear into people.

Also see:
Swine Flu, Anthrax, Mad Cow, Cuba, Marijuana, Sars, Terrorism, Global Warming, Fuel crisis, etc. etc.

Hey James, did you hear about the swine flu epidemic that's going around? I feel pretty sick I think I might have it.

Dude, that's a typical effect of problem saturation. You're fine.

by PancakesPirate May 2, 2009

fakeration

When someone says something knowing it is not true.

"Man, Ron Burgundy is always on some fakeration- the dude says hes on the way, then doesn't answer his phone for the rest of the night. Wack."

by NickDubious December 17, 2008

fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom

Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!

by vivezplus April 29, 2007

Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019

fatocation

defined as death by suffocation by the fatosaurus. Usually by way of being stuck in a fat fold.

Police Officer :"How did he die?"
Coroner: "Fatocation..."
Police Officer: "Fato...what?"
First: "She sat on him and he suffocated"

by john mine January 23, 2008

Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010