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fatsie

when two fat people are sitting one seat apart in the movie theater and their respective fats reach across the empty seat and touch throughout the movie.

similar to footsie.
the guy sitting in the seat beside the seat i was sitting by was fat too and our fat touched. we played fatsie the whole movie.
by viciouskev July 26, 2009
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Faskitate

To violently expel the contents of one's stomach through the mouth.
“I was stunned by that statement. I just faskitated in my mouth.”
by IB2 October 9, 2003
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Fatkill

Drawkill's government name.
It makes you aware of his fatness.
Discord Moderator
Fatkill lurking within the discord server
by somebodygotbanned September 28, 2022
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fatkins diet

Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.
Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
by Nick D July 20, 2004
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Fatspice

One who is a large cow, who likes Dunkin' Donuts coffee and alt-tabs to watch porn in the middle of raids.
That Fatspice is one sexy cow.
by Exquisite April 27, 2006
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Fatakins

People of epic proportion (in size), also a Fatakins is usually an ugly and obnoxious person as well as fat. The Fatakin species usually hangs around large piles of grease or "McDonalds". Though the Fatakins are able to adapt to many of their surroundings, they cannot adapt to the mold that grows under their fat flaps along with the 14 week old chicken bone from "Popeyes".
EX 1.
EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! Look at those Fatakins their eating their own skin because it has grease on it.

EX 2.
Dude! What the hell those Fatakins are really annoying, they make me want to punch babies.
by Joe Saculous May 20, 2007
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fatscist

One who attempts to coerce others into believing (falsely) in the outer beauty of the horizontally challenged and recommends engaging in obestiality. "You don't know what your missing". "I'm big and beautiful" etc.
All these fatscists on this website make me vomit up my own spine.
by Peas_and_frogs March 26, 2008
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