Fartsexual

Fartsexual is when you are sexually attracted to farts

Omg Lauren I cant you came out as fartsexual

by Fartsexeual December 22, 2019

falsexual

Classy cross dressers. They are known to actually look female rather than manly transvestites. The ultra feminine, 'I can't believe that chick has a dick' kinda deal.

"Wow...I never knew she was a man, she looked so hot, never guessed she was a falsexual."

by Ryan Nielsen (and his gf) February 8, 2007

Fantsexmagotellical

Fantsexmagotellical; adjective; word used to describe a girl who is fantastic, sexy, magical and intelligent. A fantsexmagotellical girl is very very rare and should be held on to.

Ashley is a very fantsexmagotellical girl.

by xxxtwardyxxx October 26, 2011

Fatlexia

when you misread something and think it's about food

"Sorry I couldn't help you with that--I had 5 fires"
*Misread as fries. "You had fries?"
"No, I said Fires. Your fatlexia is acting up again."

by DJDiabla January 18, 2018

fartsex

When two or more farts have joined aromatic forces in a specific area transforming into one smell that cannot be tolerated by any of the creators.

In a supermarket I released a fart in an isle loaded with people and immediately left the scene. When I returned to observe my victims I noticed there must have been a counter-fart because the area did not smell familiar... it smelled like fartsex.

by InfernalDante April 11, 2009

FATSEXY

More cushion for the pushin'.

That woman was FATSEXY.

by Casey April 21, 2004

fat sex

1. Intercourse between a normal person and a very very fat man.

2. Both people are very very overweight...trying to have sex.

3. A skinny man attempting to have sex with a very large woman.

ie. Haley is going to have fat sex tonight.

"He tryed to have sex last night."
"Sex?"
"Oh I meant FAT SEX."

by The REDhead<3 April 17, 2009