Fatmath is the mental calculation one must do of the relative obesity of everyone in the room before you mention (even in passing) your weight loss plans or act disgusted with your recent weight gain.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Failure to do fatmath can result in fielding a hearty stab to the face from someone greater than or equal to your degree of fattitude, even though the food didn't jump down your goddamn throats, people.
Rosencrantz: We were all eating birthday cake, and I said "Man, I must have gained 5 pounds this summer, I need to go on a diet" and then some 180 pound woman comes out of nowhere and stabs me directly in the face!
Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
Guildenstern: Dude, clearly you did not do the fatmath in this situation.
by calojan June 27, 2010
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by CaptainTeaTime May 21, 2011
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Charlene: Oh Ash come on you're a young lady you shouldn't be burping like that.
Quintin: Yeah Ash, that was a fatman belch.
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Quintin: Yeah Ash, that was a fatman belch.
by lil fuzzy July 24, 2009
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She has a crush on someone beginning with A &R
She has only a bit of friends only bc she chooses to, she keeps that one friend and cherish them hoping to keep them.
Usually having dreams of a pedestrian or doctor or nurse.
She is quite stubborn and tells the truth.
She has a beautiful smile as well as long beautiful curly hair.
She is honest and sticks up for herself and people she loves!
She has a crush on someone beginning with A &R
She has only a bit of friends only bc she chooses to, she keeps that one friend and cherish them hoping to keep them.
Usually having dreams of a pedestrian or doctor or nurse.
She is quite stubborn and tells the truth.
She has a beautiful smile as well as long beautiful curly hair.
She is honest and sticks up for herself and people she loves!
by Darlaaa April 3, 2019
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by Crygel Carpentears December 1, 2006
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*The man of a character in MGS2; he's basically a fat-ass albino in a thick, highly-advanced EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) BDU (Battle Dress Uniform), and is armed with an infinite quantity of C4's and a Glock 18. He looks and sounds like he could be a mafioso criminal or something......given his weight, he'd be more like a crimelord.
*The man of a character in MGS2; he's basically a fat-ass albino in a thick, highly-advanced EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) BDU (Battle Dress Uniform), and is armed with an infinite quantity of C4's and a Glock 18. He looks and sounds like he could be a mafioso criminal or something......given his weight, he'd be more like a crimelord.
by Dave May 24, 2004
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Jake: "Not much."
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Stu: "Mate, lose some of that flab!"
Jake: "No it keeps me warm!"
by duckrat September 23, 2008
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