One who is massively overweight and uses gym equipment to watch Netflix on the treadmill.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Also sits around and eats KFC all day.
Dude 1:Dude, did you hear that the Reddit user u/GherkinP is a fattus maximus?
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
Dude 2: yeah, I heard he uses the treadmill to just watch Netflix.
by WellFuckYouToo December 9, 2019
Get the Fattus Maximus mug.A form of accent “the well fed” population of America has. It can be characterized by a permanent degree of heavy breathing, as the fat around their throat strangles their vocal cords.
Fatlish is a dialect of English that often times accompanies perverse behavior, such as masturbating to fast food commercials.
Fatlish may make the US a bilingual society in the future.
Fatlish is a dialect of English that often times accompanies perverse behavior, such as masturbating to fast food commercials.
Fatlish may make the US a bilingual society in the future.
I can't understand the fatlish that obese slob speaks.
That pervert radio show host is fluent in fatlish, no wonder why he is so comfortable talking about his ass fetish.
In the future, fatlish maybe a largely spoken language in America.
That pervert radio show host is fluent in fatlish, no wonder why he is so comfortable talking about his ass fetish.
In the future, fatlish maybe a largely spoken language in America.
by toofattofail March 31, 2013
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Fatlus • Fatus • falus • fatlum • fatpuss • Fallus • fatmuscle • Factluster • fallusious • fallusnare
A heavy set young woman who is hot. Okay to date once or twice but not a long term relationship. Very high percentage of getting huge after marriage.
Biff: "Wazzup with the beefy cute chick you were boning?"
Tom: "I had to let her go. She was draining my wallet at the taco shop."
Biff: "Mind if I pork her? She was kinda fatlupcious."
Tom: "I had to let her go. She was draining my wallet at the taco shop."
Biff: "Mind if I pork her? She was kinda fatlupcious."
by the taximan June 17, 2010
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Get the epicus failus mug.fatpuss is a word used to describe a variety of cunts, literally meaning an obese vagina. When you can physically grasp hold of the lips of a vagina, these are normal symptoms of a fatpuss
by MrMrSuperCool February 19, 2014
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A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.
by Mexirocker August 30, 2006
Get the Mateus Fatus mug.1: A man lacking both courage and dignity.
2: A flatulent swine.
3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.
2: A flatulent swine.
3: A scraggly and worn patch of hair.
1: Tom deemed the man a faltus when his feeble voiced quibblings were punctuated only by cowardly mutterings.
2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.
3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.
2: That sow is the biggest faltus of the group; I can always smell her coming.
3: I found her long, dreaded, faltus the most off putting.
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