fatastrophe

When someone is so fat it is a catastrophe.

That's a fatastrophe!

by TurtleHDPokinU April 8, 2009

fartist

A person who turns a fart into a work of art.

Rodney is a brilliant fartist: He plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata through his anus.

by Barney Fartzenegger May 12, 2010

mike faist

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.

Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.

by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017

Fatisfied

The feeling you get when you're done pigging out and the food really hit the spot.

Girl 1: "That Kit-Kat tasted so good, I ate it in like 3 seconds"
Girl 2: "Are you fatisfied?"

by therealpursuit August 28, 2013

fatitude

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

Fatism

The motivational encouragement of fat people to become thin again.

friend: Do you support fatism?
me: Yes I do. I am talking to 3 fatsos, trying to make them realize how ugly and stupid they are.

by 2HITLER4ME July 26, 2014

Fartistic Licence

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

by bromp February 18, 2010