fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

fat joe

fat ass "rapper" who's day begins and ends at mickydees

lean *pant* back lean *pant* back, *fat ass falls after he leans*

by emmanem April 1, 2005

fat joe

An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.

His raps are pretty lame as well

by hi April 15, 2005

fat joe

one metric ton of useless fat.

fat joe is horrible, but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.

by aaron and pat April 16, 2005

fat joe

Rapper who used to be really good back when Big Pun was still alive, now he just sucks big balls. Also, one of the only people alive who are not black and can get away saying nigga. Also goes by the name Joey Crack.

Kid 1: You heard of that nigga Fat Joe?
Kid 2: Yeah, he sucks now, but he was good when Pun was still alive. I wonder why?
Kid 1: That's cuz Pun wrote all his lyrics, dumbass.

by Frank White, King of New York January 14, 2008

fat joe

Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!

What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!

by Enna B. January 8, 2005

fat joe

The worst rapper that I have ever seen. He looks like a mexican/black/asian/gorilla. He needs to lay off of the Big Macs.

Fat Joe is a fat gorilla who sucks at rapping.

by MikeyMo August 14, 2006