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Man Fasting 

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.
Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.
Man Fasting by bakchoy March 29, 2010
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juice fasting 

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.
"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"
juice fasting by choo mama December 9, 2008

spontaneous fasting 

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.
After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.
spontaneous fasting by Goodenf December 29, 2018

Bandwidth Fasting 

This is something done by those connecting to the internet on a network which limits one's daily bandwidth usage. It is the practice of not using one's internet connection for a given day until shortly before the daily bandwidth cap reset time, at which point one would start a data transmission and allow it to continue into the next day. This is done in order to complete a data transmission that would normally breach one's daily limit. By running said transmission across two days, one can harness the the combined bandwidth cap of both days.
Eric wanted do download a 4GB game demo, but his university only allowed him 3GB of bandwidth a day. So he started bandwidth fasting this morning. That way he can start the download just before midnight and let it continue past midnight, into early tomorrow morning. He'll use all of his 3GB allotment for today, and 1GB of his 3GB allotment for tomorrow.
Bandwidth Fasting by Nizobe September 4, 2009

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting 

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all
I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

Reverse Fasting 

A term often used when someone doesn't poop for a very long time. It can become an addiction or... simply because they can not poop
Hey dog, you should try reverse fasting. Everyone is doing it.
Reverse Fasting by Devan McKinley November 22, 2010

Anarchist Fasting Month 

On the 1st of June we are not eating anything until June is over! You can drink water but it must only be drank once from a shot glass to simulate what it’s like in Africa to show sympathy.