fatster

an obese young person with a enthusiastic interest in contemporary alternative pop culture specifically music and fashion.

- look at that guy he seems pretty chill, almost like a hipster but fat

- yeah he's a fatster

by danne April 11, 2011

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fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.

Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!

by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019

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fantasterrific

fantastic and terrific, both at the same time!

Disneyland is the most fantasterrific place ever!

by Verena and Allie October 26, 2001

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famester

An individual in pursuit of fame. Someone who wants to become famous.

Young famester is looking to become the world's next big star!

by famester.com June 22, 2011

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fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021

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Fakester

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

by Guybang October 24, 2011

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