Fartknocker

An infamous childhood insult. A bridge between more daring and colorful grown-up insults such as motherfucker and shithead.

Anna: Uh, Jake, clean up your room for once.
Jake: Maybe I will if you leave, fartknocker!

Immature Adult in bathroom washing hands: Huhuhuhu, HEY FARTKNOCKER, I CAN SMELL YOUR SHIT! *Runs out of bathroom*

Adult in the bathroom taking a dump: Motherfucker.. shithead.

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010

Fartknocker

Derogatory term often used to describe someone who makes farts with such a potent aroma that they could knock someone in the near vicinity on his or her ass. The fartknocker is the producer of said fart, not to be confused with the fartknockee, he who is accosted by the pungent fart.

That greasy kid in the front row is such a fartknocker.

by Jenn and Steph September 22, 2005

fartknocker

A wretched person who sits in a bathtub and bites the bubbles caused by underwater methane emanation.

Dude, Billy's breath smells so bad, I swear that dude is a fartknocker.

by jb3rocks33 November 3, 2009

fartknocker

a stinging barb used vociferously to debase or demean (usually) a VERY well-deserving target.

That (insert ANY repetitively and consistantly annoying persons name or job title here) is sssssSUCH a ****ing fartknocker

by Ssssssspudrick Q. Pringle April 2, 2004

Fartknocker

A stingy, lowly sort of fellow who blows hot air out of his/her rectum. esp. a boss in a sweat-shop

Your boss, Tony, is a real fartknocker.

by mike draper January 5, 2002

Fartknocker

A dancer employed on shitty music videos to detract attention from the lead performer's fat arse, dodgy eye etc.

"Typical of Britney to bring in Mr Buttholio and the twirling fartknockers"

by Doll Revolution August 29, 2003

fartknocker

A wretched post-rectal emission, usually by a disreputable gentleman, that generates oxygen denying, tear jerking stench that permiates throughout an enclosed space

That Hillary is a real fartknocker.

by Fine James April 10, 2006